Birdshit

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 21:19:48 GMT

He didn't make it. Easier now that it was expected but they couldn't manage his renal failure. Managing any further care would have been next to impossible. His heart was failing and his kidneys were going and both needed different, nearly opposite treatments and balancing the two (his heart wantedl less fluid and his kidneys needed more and he was suffering build up in his lungs still) so the decision was made to put him down.

And now the kidneys.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:46:43 GMT

So

They were going to send Mo home today because they feel they've done all they can do for him. He doesn't have any more air building up in his lungs, apparently, as far as they can tell, but they got his bloodwork back and his kidneys appear to be having serious trouble now as well, so they're going to try to straighten that out before they return him to us. We still don't know what kind of quality of life to expect for him at this point or what kind of function he'll recover in his legs. He was, however, able to stand and pee. He has better function in one leg than the other. We don't know, exactly, what we'll be doing. He could just need a lot of time to recover or he may not get any better than he is now -- at which point we'll need to consider what we're going to do with him.

So!

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:46:23 GMT

Moses is doing better. They don't know what the cause of the problem is, but he seems to be trying to stand and -was- trying to pee. He still won't eat, though, so he's still obviously not doing too great. There is more warmth in his back legs so his circulation has improved. These are good signs and our vet seemed guardedly optimsitic about them. They did an ultrasound and didn't find any signs of a tumor. They think the mass they saw was a mass of fluids that was being created by the air in his lungs.

They did a chest tap and that seemed to relieve his breathing problem. He had a -lot- of air built up around his lungs.

In other news, we had to make another trip back to the vet hospital in the middle of the night. Why? Because my dog decided he was going to be a bigger dunderhead than normal.

'Coz, see, GRAPES ARE YUMMY. We had to have them induce vomiting and they totalled it up as something like 'at least 20 grapes' and teh technician said, unofficially, they think it was more like 30 or 40 grapes.

Small Update

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 22:10:12 GMT

With some additional testing, they've reported the following things.

1) He does seem to have some movement in his back legs, but he still can't stand on them.

2) The x-rays revealed some kind of mass in his lungs along with a lot of air that was obscuring it. They wanted permission to do a chest tap and then an ultrasound so they could see what the mass was. It's possible it could be infected tissue or, worse case (and more likely if you ask me) scenario is a tumor of some kind. They're still not sure if this is the cause of the loss of circulation to the legs or if his heart is throwing clots.

3) He's not in any real pain or discomfort according to them. So we're waiting to hear more, but the overall prognosis is still grim.

Ugh.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Wed, 03 Nov 2004 23:13:30 GMT

I don't post often, usually 'coz I don't have a lot to say..

Today, however, I do have one thing to say:

Four more years of Bush.

Fuck.

Birdshit

Those damn 'liberal media stars'.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Thu, 01 Apr 2004 05:40:45 GMT

I was roaming around the news online and found this little tidbid from that bastion of journalistic integrity, the New York Post:

Franken says the nation needs a counterweight to the "domination" of conservative talk radio in particular, and of right-leaning big media in general.

Let's see.

On the right hand, there's basically Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage and Sean Hannity.

And on the left, there's:

ABC, BBC, CBS, NBC, CNN, HBO, Showtime, National Public Radio, MTV, BET, PBS, Christiane Amanpour, Paul Begala, Gloria Borger, Ed Bradley, Aaron Brown, Tom Brokaw, Margaret Carlson, James Carville, Bob Costas, Walter Cronkite, Katie Couric, Sam Donaldson, Charlie Gibson, Jeff Greenfield, David Gregory, Bryant Gumbel, Al Hunt, Peter Jennings, Ted Koppell, Matt Lauer, Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Terry Moran, Bill Moyers, Keith Olbermann, Dan Rather, Cokie Roberts, John Roberts, Charlie Rose, Diane Sawyer, Bob Schieffer, Mark Shields, Leslie Stahl, Hannah Storm, George Stephanopoulos, Nina Totenberg, Mike Wallace, Barbara Walters, Brian Williams and Judy Woodruff.

Al should fit right in.

Looking at the list of people supposedly enforcing their liberal viewpoint through the media, I had to laugh. A lot.

Birdshit

WTF?

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Wed, 25 Feb 2004 15:51:26 GMT

I thought to myself that posting more spam couldn't really be entertaining. I said to myself 'no more spam!' But today, I got one I felt I had to post, 'coz it just made me go 'WTF'. And, really...WTF?

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I've been to a lot of New England, yeah. :P

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Sun, 22 Feb 2004 15:12:21 GMT

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Secret Code Spam!

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Wed, 11 Feb 2004 05:07:39 GMT

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More spam!

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:14:56 GMT

Title: ttem cehap vigaara eprctu

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For more info open attcahed file.

You know. With all the really, really awful spam I've been getting lately, I think I could probably make a habit of posting the funniest ones to my LJ. I'm beginning to wonder if Bahimiron is typing these up when he's drunk.

Just...what the fuck?

Birdshit

Oh yeah.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Mon, 09 Feb 2004 01:01:19 GMT

I also wanted to mention that my storyteller for my tabletop Exalted game has a picture of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney on his walls.

I cried.

Birdshit

Spam! Spammity spam.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Mon, 09 Feb 2004 00:50:34 GMT

Here's some entertaining spam I've gotten lately. All I can say is, you know, what the fuck is up with this? I was talking with Bahimiron about it and he asked the same question I've been asking: who the fuck would fall for this? :P

Spam #1:

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Both of our projducts will work for you.

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and

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The two prorducts wowrk great togebther

Here's another good one:

'Assassin Lukemia'.

The only proven metqhod to enhzance the gidrth and lennght of your pewnis!

What the fuck? 'pewnis'? :P

Birdshit

My reading list.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Wed, 04 Feb 2004 12:14:34 GMT

I figured I should post. Or something.

My current reading list:

HOW FEW REMAIN by Harry Turtledove

ISLAM WITHOUT ILLUSIONS by Ed Hotaling

HITLER'S TRAITOR by Louis Kilzer

UNHOLY TRINITY by Mark Aarons and John Loftus

THE LAST RIDGE by McKay Jenkins

THE BYZANTINES

A lot of these books I've read parts of, but I have yet to finish the whole damn things. :P Bah.

I really need to stop slackin' and finish them.

Wait a second. Me. Stop slacking. HAHAHAHAH!

Birdshit

Ha ha!

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Thu, 13 Nov 2003 07:30:41 GMT

Bahimiron's livejournal no longer exists!

He sucks!

Ha ha!

Birdshit

Yeah, yeah...

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Thu, 24 Jul 2003 13:45:26 GMT

Your Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Score
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Hacklust	27% Has conversations in between massacres	52.7%
Sensitive Roleplaying	15% There is no player. There is only.... Zuul.	53.2%
GM Experience	15% Worldbuilder, storyteller... Master.	68.3%
Systems Knowledge	76% Local rules guru	89.7%
Livin' La Vida Dorka	47% Has interesting conversations in public	61.9%
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A friend.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Sun, 20 Jul 2003 00:58:30 GMT

Today, a friend of mine asked me to come over to his house because he has no gas and can't come over to mine. I said, 'Well, okay. But seeing as how I don't have a car, how would you like me to get there?'

And he suggested I take the bus.

This would take about an hour and a half.

In 95 degrees weather.

To be fair, I haven't said no yet. But I'm thinking my answer is more going to be along the lines of 'fuck no'.

Birdshit

I am a traitor.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 06:58:19 GMT

Ann Coulter says so.

Ann Coulter is also a raving cunt.

That is all.

Birdshit

Oh yeah.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Sat, 10 May 2003 08:18:56 GMT

So I was logging into Gamespy and saw an advertisement for the new Matrix video game. It struck me really funny, but that's mostly because the ad automatically used my Gamespy name for it and said...

"WAKE UP, BIRDSHIT."

"THE MATRIX HAS YOU!"

For some reason, I found that really funny.

Birdshit

Whee!

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Sat, 10 May 2003 08:14:29 GMT

Some of you people have been, like, clamoring for an update. So I guess I'll oblige!

Update!

I WIN!

Had you fooled there for a moment, didn't I? I bet you thought that's all I was gonna say, 'coz I'm like, so talkative and shit! This is why Bahimiron occasionally messages me to tell me that I suck, and when I ask what I did this time, he just tells me 'I don't know. You just do!'. Mighty Bahimiron of the Applejacks reasoning! Hooray! Anyways, I've been meaning to update for a while and to tell you all a story. Some of you might've heard it before, but I wanted to share it here for the masses.

I have a friend. Now, this friend is pretty dirt-poor. He's working two jobs and is an actual pizza-delivery guy inbetween busing table at a bar called the Blue Monk and working on his mad phat capoeira skillz. Now, I've been friends with this guy for ages and we'd planned on seeing a movie that day. We were thinking about hitting 'House of a Thousand Corpses' or 'Bulletproof Monk'. Anyways, I call him up to make the plans and he tells me a little story that just sounded painful.

"So, dude. I was shopping for clothes because it'd been ages since I've done that and I was getting some great deals all over the place. So I was going from store to store to get shit with a friend. I mean, I got about $300 worth of stuff for about half that and my friend who was with me had gotten about $100 worth of stuff. So I was on my way out of the last store and went to put my bags in my car when I noticed EVERYTHING was gone. I'd been seriously jacked. At least they left me my new Mister T cap."

So I tell him the movie is gonna be on me, right? Because, hey, he's my pal and it sounds like he had a shitty day. So me, his brother, and a friend of his brother all go to see Bulletproof Monk, which wasn't all that bad. Not great, but not bad. And we have a good time at the movie and then on the way back we all hear this thumping sound.

"Hey, is that a flat tire?" My friend's brother pipes up with that from the back and we drive a little ways further and it sounds like, whatever it was, had stopped. But he decides to get out anyway and we start checking over the tire that was making the noise and, at first, we don't find anything wrong with it. Looks pretty solid. So my friend gets out and then reaches over and feels the tire and finds a GIANT FUCKING NAIL sticking out of it. Joy! Same day.

So we're stuck changing the tire when it's raining. Thankfully, the friend of his brother's was some kind of automotive genius and managed to get the tire changed in relatively short order. Unfortunately, while he was working on it, my friend lost his cool and punched out his tail light and really shredded his hand up.

I laughed at him. I blame Conditor_Maloru for that. I'm a bad person! :(

There's no moral to this story other than 'Don't be an idiot and keep shopping when you've got lots of stealable stuff in your car' and 'Punching your car when you're really pissed is a bad idea.'

Birdshit

Whee.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Sat, 01 Mar 2003 13:57:05 GMT

So I figured I should update. Or something. But I really have no idea what to say here. I mean, it's not like anything exciting happened to me today. I haven't been stabbed or slept with a stripper, and nothing has terribly pissed me off. And my X-Box wasn't stolen. If anything, I have had a nice, quiet week of having the house to myself since the folks are off in New York visting a sick aunt.

No, really. Besides, I figured Bahimiron could use some more of my, as he called it, verbal ambrosia. I RULE!

I have spent most of the night chatting with Ekchuah, whose hate for everything knows no bounds. Just when I think I'm becoming a bad person, I look at him and realize I'm not anywhere near as bad a person as I could be. That makes me feel so much better! I'd say his venom comes straight from the soul, but I'm not entirely sure he has one.

Breakfast

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Wed, 29 Jan 2003 06:52:20 GMT

I like eggs!

Mmmmn. Eggs.

(This was inspired by the recent 'I like pie!' thread on SWOFA. And Wish.)

Birdshit

Requisite Livejournal Angst.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Tue, 28 Jan 2003 06:24:01 GMT

Angst mope whine bitch bitch moan angst whine bitch

Bitch! BITCH moan whine groan FUCK THEM ALL STUPID BASTARDS

ANGST!

There. I am now an official livejournal user.

Birdshit

Yeah, yeah.

reallypissedoffelf@yahoo.com — Sat, 25 Jan 2003 06:51:49 GMT

So I made a livejournal.

HAPPY? ARE YOU ALL HAPPY? Sheesh.

Birdshit